Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Take your pick


Okay you guys I have been away for awhile but I come back posing a great question. Who is cornier? Nick Cannon or Ray J. They both have their pros and cons but one has to be cooler than the other....don't they?

Let's take a look at their pros and cons.....
  • Their music careers: Ray J has had a couple hits, "Wait a Minute," and "Sexy Can I" come to mind. Nick Cannon's rap career is practically a joke.......case in point, "Your Pops Don't Like Me." Need I say more? Ray J wins.
  • Business savvy: I am giving this category to Nick he went from Nickelodeon to the big leagues. He created "Wild 'N Out" and has produced various films. Now he is pimping Mariah Carey, hope she signed a pre-nup. Ray J just hangs on the coattails of Brandy. He is trying to capitalize off the sex tape, so I will give him an "A" for effort.
  • The women in their lives: Both men have a long list of Hollywood women they have dated. Ray J has dated Kim Kardashian and Whitney Houston, while keeping Lil'' Kim on speed dial. Nick Cannon has dated Christina Millian, Kim Kardashian, Selita Ebanks, and is now married to Mariah Carey. This is where it gets complicated.
Nick has scooped up Ray J's leftovers (Kim K.) but he dropped her like a hot potato when the infamous sextape came out. Point to Ray J. But Ray J still talks to former jailbird Lil' Kim and post-crack Whitney Houston, notable but womp womp nonetheless. Nick Cannon has been in a serious relationship with cute but talentless Christina Millian and been engaged to Victoria Secrets model Selita Ebanks. Moreover, he is married to Mariah Carey who is a little touched in the head (I mean have you seen her outfits) but still holding down the music game regardless.


Anyways, this is a hard case to decide. I give Nick props because he seems to know he is corny. He is comfortable in his corniness. Ray J on the other hand seems to think he is cool and that is where the root of his corniness lies. If I had to choose I would say Ray J is cornier, but it is a hard decision to make.

~AfroMuffs

1 comment:

Danielle said...

lol...that is so true...but both of them is still crazy corny