Showing posts with label Nick Cannon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nick Cannon. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Take your pick


Okay you guys I have been away for awhile but I come back posing a great question. Who is cornier? Nick Cannon or Ray J. They both have their pros and cons but one has to be cooler than the other....don't they?

Let's take a look at their pros and cons.....
  • Their music careers: Ray J has had a couple hits, "Wait a Minute," and "Sexy Can I" come to mind. Nick Cannon's rap career is practically a joke.......case in point, "Your Pops Don't Like Me." Need I say more? Ray J wins.
  • Business savvy: I am giving this category to Nick he went from Nickelodeon to the big leagues. He created "Wild 'N Out" and has produced various films. Now he is pimping Mariah Carey, hope she signed a pre-nup. Ray J just hangs on the coattails of Brandy. He is trying to capitalize off the sex tape, so I will give him an "A" for effort.
  • The women in their lives: Both men have a long list of Hollywood women they have dated. Ray J has dated Kim Kardashian and Whitney Houston, while keeping Lil'' Kim on speed dial. Nick Cannon has dated Christina Millian, Kim Kardashian, Selita Ebanks, and is now married to Mariah Carey. This is where it gets complicated.
Nick has scooped up Ray J's leftovers (Kim K.) but he dropped her like a hot potato when the infamous sextape came out. Point to Ray J. But Ray J still talks to former jailbird Lil' Kim and post-crack Whitney Houston, notable but womp womp nonetheless. Nick Cannon has been in a serious relationship with cute but talentless Christina Millian and been engaged to Victoria Secrets model Selita Ebanks. Moreover, he is married to Mariah Carey who is a little touched in the head (I mean have you seen her outfits) but still holding down the music game regardless.


Anyways, this is a hard case to decide. I give Nick props because he seems to know he is corny. He is comfortable in his corniness. Ray J on the other hand seems to think he is cool and that is where the root of his corniness lies. If I had to choose I would say Ray J is cornier, but it is a hard decision to make.

~AfroMuffs

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Still can't believe it

The whole Mariah Cannon, Nick Carey thing seems so random to me....I could have sworn she was in a relationship with Da Brat. But anyways Nick Cannon was in the new MiMi video "Bye, Bye." This video just proves how random they are as a couple.

Mariah Cannon?


Yup! She did it...I love her and everything but realli....Nick Cannon? Isn't she like almost 40 and he's like almost 12!

Well as long as she's Happy...I guess he doesn't mind wearing a unicorn outfit and running around in circles with her all day.

Congrats

~BabyD

Monday, October 15, 2007

To be a Pagent Girl

WOW to be a Pageant Girl is so glamorous. You can date all the cuties you can imagine...just like my fav Rachel Smith. She is reportedly dating...urr...NICK CANNON?!?

Damn, scratch everything I just said.

If this is true DUDE is seriously on some publicity hustle type ish. Now I don't play for the other team or anything but Christiana Millian, Selita Ebanks, and Rachel Smith are def some fly chicks and Nick...well he's like that annoying kid from highschool who always try to too hard to be relevant.

Well keep trying Nick...keep trying

~BabyD

Saturday, May 26, 2007

N.A.I.L

again NOT ACCEPTABLE IN LIFE

Somebody thought it was a good idea to award Nick Cannon with a Prestigious Breakthrough Actor Award in Cannes yesterday.
Did he make a movie where he played a russian dictator who hated america but was for some reason hillarious. Cuz that would be flippin breakthrough for him...you know the exact opposite of his character. I know I just got too deep for some so lets keep it simple. Congrats for being the first African American to ever win this award but its still not acceptable in life because he will forever be Nick Cannon...just wow!

I guess that Selita Ebanks chick is good luck or something

Here's thestory

In his defense I never actually saw "The Last King of Scotland"

~BabyD