Showing posts with label Fashion Police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fashion Police. Show all posts

Friday, March 21, 2008

Tackiness has no age limit


Here is the new ad for House of Dereon's new kids line. I guess that's Beyonce junior in the front.....And poor little Kelly still can't get out the background. I swear the Knowles family be sending subliminal messages, thinking people won't catch on. I am on to you Matthew.

Anyways, what is that gold metallic mess on baby Beyonce's arm?!?!?! I wouldn't have my kids caught dead in that crap. Not that I have any children but if I did I think dressing them in House of Dereon would be considered child abuse.

I remember the first time I saw House of Dereon clothes in a store. I was so excited thinking that I could be dressed like Beyonce. Then I saw what that cheap t-shirt looked like, and became disgusted. Dereon clothes are tackier than Baby Phat (and trust me...that says a lot). To be honest, the clothes are a step above RAVE, if not on that order.

Come on, Tina Knowles. I know you can do better.

~AfroMuffs

Monday, December 3, 2007

'Retha looking rough

Okay what does Aretha Franklin have on. She is looking like Big Bird's twin. I know she is the Queen of Soul and she demands "R-E-S-P-E-C-T," but this is not a good look. Bright colors are ntofor women over 350 pounds. She looks like a giant Skittle who needs to get her weave fixed. This is not an appropriate outfit for the Kennedy Center Honors when you are honoring your friend Diana Ross.
Aretha can you please step your game up.
~AfroMuffs